"dBs" clan (known to Noob Truthers as 'ladycord' due to their simping of middle-aged [and 'middle' is rounding down. LOL!] biological woman 'LD'/'lady') is known by anyone who regularly plays 2fort as a gaggle of noobs that declares anyone even slightly better than them (and believe me, this.... isn't a very high bar) to be cheating. they will do anything to get you out of the server, from claiming you're walling, aimbotting, silent aiming, to flat out saying you're ddosing the server. they are even so desperate that they would configure their BotDetector installs to "warn" people online regarding those they are already obsessed over. and of course, like most terrible players that queue together, they never, EVER will be spotted solo queuing, and when one of them is kicked it's time to completely abandon the server (even if one is in a duel??? CRUEL!).
here is a compilation of all their fails, and let me just say that this list... is not exhaustive. not in the slightest. nor will it ever be, fortunately.
as soon as we began stomping this group, they dissolved their steam group and removed 'dBs' from all their names and mentions. this is how frightened they are of us. but don't worry, we'll save you the trouble and archive all your members for you!!
USERS (not: Users):
General Nondescript Obliteration of the Entire dBs Clan:
Further content on this page may display content in the video game "Team Fortress 2" that would otherwise constitute violent, prolonged sexual assault against another (significantly worse at the game) playerstack. If you have a weak stomach, it is advised not to view the following examples of rape until you are of sufficient mental maturity to withstand such content.
^I call this one, "OH SHIT! KNOWN PLAT TEAM "NUTOPIA" IS ABOUT TO STOMP US!!! GET THE FUDGE OUT OF HERE!!!!!". the name is apt.
^...? why the fuck are you bringing up touching kids, freak? I also notice in this screenshot that player 'FloydianPerspective' notes something most curious, the name of their clan appears to be a self-deprecating yet BIGOTED reference to BLACK PEOPLE. curious about the levels of truth that might be present in such a message, yet being simply too unbothered to research further, I put the answer to the sword by asking the only truth basis on the internet; SNOPES.COM, and the answer was JAW-DROPPING. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/team-fortress-2-ladycord-self-diagnosis-as-blackies
^noob plays the game for 15 years (less hours than me on an account that isn't even my main, L0LZ0RAM1A!) and doesn't know the ironclad rule that Dead Don't Talk. pitiful.
^my exact precise face vvvvv when any person I explicitly don't know is older than me (let's just say this is a very rare thing) calls me a 'kid'
and this takes us to the MODERN YEAR, 2025.
^ladycord DARES make an appearance on The Week Without a Nutopia Sesh. this.... was not a smart thing to do.
^does bro seriously thing we won't remember? SERIOUSLY??
^duel fear? from someone who brags about years. TSK. TSK. TSK.
^the noobs, unable to bear mere duelspam, completely abandon ship. BYE.
^despite their attempts to flee, my entire 7 (my dad works at valve he lets me have 7 player parties shut up.) presses the PURSUE! button on their keyboards, allowing us to instantly track them across games. they are... less than pleased at such an ability (not: Ability).
^we begin by only duelspamming the head noob herself, but then lightning strikes my noggin. if lady and BBQ are not stupid enough to accept blind duels, then what if we find someone on their stack.... who is?
^jackpot. for those too stupid or duelphobic to not understand, if you send someone a duel, you have to wait until they respond to it. for example, lady and BBQ simply don't respond, meaning we cannot send them more requests. however, quantico DENIES the duel request, meaning I can send one right after. might sound like he could just repeat that forever, but... there is this secret forbidden Gifter Art called the Power of Fatfinger Induction. you will see such a skill (not: Skill) in action in a further point in time, very much near.
^poke the bear... you better have some HONEY READY!!!!
^fatfinger. detected.
^Video @4:35: freaking noob RUNS. THIS IS CONCRETE PROOF OF FRIGGIN FEAR!
^after failing to uber push a sentry (LOL), they realise they pretty much have no chance to end the round on their own accord or score a single duel point. their only option is to ragequit.
^guy isn't even a staff member on the server, and look how he talks. LUNACY!
^noted, you brave soul.
here is a compilation of all their fails, and let me just say that this list... is not exhaustive. not in the slightest. nor will it ever be, fortunately.
as soon as we began stomping this group, they dissolved their steam group and removed 'dBs' from all their names and mentions. this is how frightened they are of us. but don't worry, we'll save you the trouble and archive all your members for you!!
USERS (not: Users):
| steam3ID: [U:1:33381218]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:16690609
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993646946
MAIN. ALIAS. A. L. E. R. T.
minecraft (archive)
youtube (archive)
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:16690609
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197993646946
MAIN. ALIAS. A. L. E. R. T.
minecraft (archive)
youtube (archive)
| steam3ID: [U:1:29565832]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:14782916
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989831560
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:14782916
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197989831560
| steam3ID: [U:1:43668004]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:21834002
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003933732
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:21834002
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198003933732
| steam3ID: [U:1:10935687]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:1:5467843
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971201415
| steamID32: STEAM_0:1:5467843
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971201415
| steam3ID: [U:1:11060572]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:5530286
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971326300
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:5530286
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197971326300
| steam3ID: [U:1:3517220]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:1758610
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963782948
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:1758610
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197963782948
| steam3ID: [U:1:19823320]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:9911660
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197980089048
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:9911660
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197980089048
| steam3ID: [U:1:129454952]
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:64727476
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198089720680
| steamID32: STEAM_0:0:64727476
| steamID64: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198089720680
General Nondescript Obliteration of the Entire dBs Clan:
Further content on this page may display content in the video game "Team Fortress 2" that would otherwise constitute violent, prolonged sexual assault against another (significantly worse at the game) playerstack. If you have a weak stomach, it is advised not to view the following examples of rape until you are of sufficient mental maturity to withstand such content.
^I call this one, "OH SHIT! KNOWN PLAT TEAM "NUTOPIA" IS ABOUT TO STOMP US!!! GET THE FUDGE OUT OF HERE!!!!!". the name is apt.
^...? why the fuck are you bringing up touching kids, freak? I also notice in this screenshot that player 'FloydianPerspective' notes something most curious, the name of their clan appears to be a self-deprecating yet BIGOTED reference to BLACK PEOPLE. curious about the levels of truth that might be present in such a message, yet being simply too unbothered to research further, I put the answer to the sword by asking the only truth basis on the internet; SNOPES.COM, and the answer was JAW-DROPPING. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/team-fortress-2-ladycord-self-diagnosis-as-blackies
^noob plays the game for 15 years (less hours than me on an account that isn't even my main, L0LZ0RAM1A!) and doesn't know the ironclad rule that Dead Don't Talk. pitiful.
^my exact precise face vvvvv when any person I explicitly don't know is older than me (let's just say this is a very rare thing) calls me a 'kid'
^ladycord DARES make an appearance on The Week Without a Nutopia Sesh. this.... was not a smart thing to do.
^does bro seriously thing we won't remember? SERIOUSLY??
^duel fear? from someone who brags about years. TSK. TSK. TSK.
^the noobs, unable to bear mere duelspam, completely abandon ship. BYE.
^despite their attempts to flee, my entire 7 (my dad works at valve he lets me have 7 player parties shut up.) presses the PURSUE! button on their keyboards, allowing us to instantly track them across games. they are... less than pleased at such an ability (not: Ability).
^we begin by only duelspamming the head noob herself, but then lightning strikes my noggin. if lady and BBQ are not stupid enough to accept blind duels, then what if we find someone on their stack.... who is?
^jackpot. for those too stupid or duelphobic to not understand, if you send someone a duel, you have to wait until they respond to it. for example, lady and BBQ simply don't respond, meaning we cannot send them more requests. however, quantico DENIES the duel request, meaning I can send one right after. might sound like he could just repeat that forever, but... there is this secret forbidden Gifter Art called the Power of Fatfinger Induction. you will see such a skill (not: Skill) in action in a further point in time, very much near.
^poke the bear... you better have some HONEY READY!!!!
^fatfinger. detected.
^Video @4:35: freaking noob RUNS. THIS IS CONCRETE PROOF OF FRIGGIN FEAR!
^after failing to uber push a sentry (LOL), they realise they pretty much have no chance to end the round on their own accord or score a single duel point. their only option is to ragequit.
^guy isn't even a staff member on the server, and look how he talks. LUNACY!
^noted, you brave soul.
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