It all starts with another noob, who wanted desperately to be humbled
^The seeds of wanting to get revenge get planted in the target, seeing one of his kind get pursued by yours truly. At first, it's subtle - he wants to class lock the duel.
While I duelspam, something unexpected happens, the noob's compatriot wants to engage. I accept, obviously - a free duel win should not be refused.
^He gets the first kill, although you'll see it will make no difference on the end result
^weaponphobia in 2025
^the other noob starts bragging about all the people he muted - like that doesn't show how truly weak he is.
^He dies to two teammates of mine because he's too afraid to face me directly and chose to run away
^I wait for his respawn timer to end and spawncamp him, dies quickly
^Classic noob excuse: >IT'S DA ASSISTS!!!
^Lil blud fails to kill me while I was typing OH nononono
I ask my team politely to cap, however they had other plans in mind
The result? 5 f2, 2 f1's - oddly similar to the duel score! Fail. Vote! Noob also tells my team to do what they just did. What a strange coincidence. Perhaps noobcord is so massive it spans multiple teams...
A zogbot golem chimes in with his unwanted commentary:
>MOMMY IT'S THE ASSISTS EVEN THOUGH I'D STILL BE LOSING TO THEM AND 1 OF MY 3 KILLS WERE ASSISTS
On the final cap, I manage to get an extra kill, because why not!
SteamID64: 76561198344595410
SteamID32: [U:1:384329682]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:192164841
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344595410/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344595410
The other noob:
SteamID32: [U:1:35683001]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:17841500
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/taserphasermazerscalar/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995948729
^The seeds of wanting to get revenge get planted in the target, seeing one of his kind get pursued by yours truly. At first, it's subtle - he wants to class lock the duel.
While I duelspam, something unexpected happens, the noob's compatriot wants to engage. I accept, obviously - a free duel win should not be refused.
^He gets the first kill, although you'll see it will make no difference on the end result
^weaponphobia in 2025
^the other noob starts bragging about all the people he muted - like that doesn't show how truly weak he is.
^He dies to two teammates of mine because he's too afraid to face me directly and chose to run away
^I wait for his respawn timer to end and spawncamp him, dies quickly
^Classic noob excuse: >IT'S DA ASSISTS!!!
^Lil blud fails to kill me while I was typing OH nononono
I ask my team politely to cap, however they had other plans in mind
The result? 5 f2, 2 f1's - oddly similar to the duel score! Fail. Vote! Noob also tells my team to do what they just did. What a strange coincidence. Perhaps noobcord is so massive it spans multiple teams...
A zogbot golem chimes in with his unwanted commentary:
>MOMMY IT'S THE ASSISTS EVEN THOUGH I'D STILL BE LOSING TO THEM AND 1 OF MY 3 KILLS WERE ASSISTS
On the final cap, I manage to get an extra kill, because why not!
SteamID64: 76561198344595410
SteamID32: [U:1:384329682]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:192164841
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344595410/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198344595410
The other noob:
name:「PROTECT YA NECK」
SteamID64: 76561197995948729SteamID32: [U:1:35683001]
SteamID: STEAM_0:1:17841500
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/taserphasermazerscalar/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197995948729