^n3wb managed to kill me because I unbotheredishly full out phlog charge taunted in the middle of a gaggle of friendlies, with INTENT TO MAIM.
^upon this noob ingesting my SPLENDOUR with his EYES, he realises he has no chance to beat me. he spends the entire duel tucked away in a corner, cloaked with spy. needless to say, my 700+ IQ and 6'7+ stature allowed me to see past this ruse, instantly killing him with my bare SIGHT. this would have incredible consequences for failcord.
^the noob's ego lies shattered on the ground.
>"w-wait... I was supposed to get a free win by spamming pistol across the map and cloaking when kwas got close.... w-wuh... WHAT??? NOO!!!!"
--next match begins here
^right out the gate, my advanced NHSMCAI algorithms detects this noob to have a clinical, chronic, and if I am to be truly honest, TERMINAL case of short term memory loss. this can be the only scientific reason for this noob to get lippy/uppity after getting MOLLYWHACKED so hard last round.
^the noob lies defeated. she realises she has absolutely no chance to best my hyperplatnum div 1 demoknight, and thus turns to the in-game chat to best me in a duel of words. let us see how she fares, shall we?
^NAHHHH BLUD THINK HE GAMETURTLE O SUMTIN
^concession documented
^>killing in an FPS... WOOOOOOOOOW.... like... have sex... ok?
^this left the noob flabbergasted. her mouth was left agape at the utter Truth Chemtrail that just flew out of her screen and conditioned her to not reply to her superiors without permission. she thought on this message for a while. so long, in fact, that she rage freaking QUIT.
^some dubs are so sizable that they must, yes MUST be celebrated. I believe the evidence provided above establishes this to be such a situation.
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