I was obliterating some other noob killbinding to prevent me from getting heads. this rather lippy drspammer spy attempted to grab my attention. her first attempt failed, massively.
I begin to take note of this noob's low-skill antics. I point out such in chat, picture above (the opposite direction of below, btw)
I am all that. he would learn this later (spoilers)
it appears at this point this noob's neurons finally are able to make the connection that he is in the presence of a True Duel Lord, and as such it will be his only chance to gain my favour.
of course, putting my 6000+ IQ to use, I know he intends to spam DR. I counter this masterfully by class locking it to demo.
at this point he begins to.... stickytrap. even reviewing this after-the-fact, i'm not quite positive why he thought I would be retarded enough to walk into a small hallway with a demoman around the corner, as if that was not the most obvious play in the world. needless to say, I do not take bait so thoroughly soaked in noobocity.
prior to this point I was kinda fucking around, thinking this newb was just maybe ragebaiting (and simply awful at it), but at this point I put the chatlogs through Noobdetector AI v3.14 and get a clear result: a 99% positive chance that this freaking n3wb is utterly and irreversibly AFLAMED. with this in mind, I took out my EGO CHECKBOOK to begin writing this noob a thoroughly handwritten, signed, and notarized EGO CHECK.
^this comical illustration accurately represents how unbothered I was at this exact moment.
the ego cheque... is written.
he, again for some reason, thinks i'm going to walk into a very obvious sticky trap.
you know it's bad when even my teammates are noticing how noobular his attempted actions are. SAD.
using my master of the programming language of javascript, I quickly diagnosed the issue with this player is that his beinggoodatthegame.js file seems to be either corrupted or missing. on top of that, his english.txt file seems to be corrupted, as he has a very lackluster understanding of the language and it's applications. though these issues are apparent, I keep them to myself, as it produces quite comical results when this noob rages so immensely.
since this match was so insane, I need to give even MORE context. this player, pagliacci, tried camping with the intel since he disapproved of my brutal noobstomping methods. he tried holding on to the intel maybe so JalehmanTF2 could get a point or two, but I fooled him, stole the intel, and capped. he was DISPLEASED.
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