1st gift of the month of December - to honor Christmas being 24 days away, God has blessed me with a leaky noob only hours into the first day of the month.
Retards with gimmick names are likely to be noobs, because they feel the need to fit into the game with some dumb gimmick where they could instead use that time to GET GOOD! Obviously, when he criticized the noob down bind so harshly, I felt the need to humble him

^It was a rocky start, I was tired of killing noobs all day and it was 1 AM on December 1st, however you know I won't let this cocky noob go without a proper humiliation ritual
^>I thought he was better
^Because I am better, noob. Look how quickly I recovered
^
^This is a first one for me, a noob has called me all sorts of failinsults but weeb? Kek, completely new. I appreciate the creativity
^He's bragging about getting 2 melee critkeys on me
^Rageswapped to pyro, got MARKET GARDENED by me. Holy fail!
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^he couldn't catch up
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^nice try, I'm on the nice list for sending all these gifts on this site! Noobs on the other hand, all they get is coal
^Next round, he didn't rage quit (yet, kek), so I decided to duel him again
^kek
^terrible crop there, it was 1-0, my team capped quickly. Thank God for that actually, because that server was full of gooners, I endured their cancer to give you this gift
^ragequit: obtained
Merry Christmas
Retards with gimmick names are likely to be noobs, because they feel the need to fit into the game with some dumb gimmick where they could instead use that time to GET GOOD! Obviously, when he criticized the noob down bind so harshly, I felt the need to humble him

^It was a rocky start, I was tired of killing noobs all day and it was 1 AM on December 1st, however you know I won't let this cocky noob go without a proper humiliation ritual
^>I thought he was better
^Because I am better, noob. Look how quickly I recovered
^
^This is a first one for me, a noob has called me all sorts of failinsults but weeb? Kek, completely new. I appreciate the creativity
^He's bragging about getting 2 melee critkeys on me
^Rageswapped to pyro, got MARKET GARDENED by me. Holy fail!
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^he couldn't catch up
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^nice try, I'm on the nice list for sending all these gifts on this site! Noobs on the other hand, all they get is coal
^Next round, he didn't rage quit (yet, kek), so I decided to duel him again
^kek
^terrible crop there, it was 1-0, my team capped quickly. Thank God for that actually, because that server was full of gooners, I endured their cancer to give you this gift
^ragequit: obtained
Merry Christmas