Today I had a couple drinks and decided to challenge myself to see if I could rape a noob like I would sober. Lucky for me, there was one ripe for picking. And boy, did he deliver. It all starts with the binds, as usual


Immediately the duel fear sets in

>I'd rape him yeah, oh wait nvm he's gonna go a scawwy class I can't deal with!



I get a kill on him, as he had his back turned to me like most noobs do before I obliterate them. Accuses me of being a tryhard despite me being quite tipsy

Then, the rageretry. You'll see this is probably due to his shitty cheat client.

I capitalize on this

Suddenly, he starts getting headshot kills left and right, and I notice even when I approached him with rocket jumps he immediately locked onto me... the suspicions started

One last failretry and he never joins back. FAIL!

I decided to investigate further, only to find he had TEN FUCKING SOURCEBANS
In total, he has been cheating for more than FIVE YEARS! As early as 2019!
He even cheated in fucking Panda Community. Nobody plays that garbage! KEK!
SteamID64: 76561198963933388
SteamID32: [U:1:1003667660]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:501833830
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/2dsisvetter/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198963933388


Immediately the duel fear sets in

>I'd rape him yeah, oh wait nvm he's gonna go a scawwy class I can't deal with!



I get a kill on him, as he had his back turned to me like most noobs do before I obliterate them. Accuses me of being a tryhard despite me being quite tipsy

Then, the rageretry. You'll see this is probably due to his shitty cheat client.

I capitalize on this

Suddenly, he starts getting headshot kills left and right, and I notice even when I approached him with rocket jumps he immediately locked onto me... the suspicions started

One last failretry and he never joins back. FAIL!

I decided to investigate further, only to find he had TEN FUCKING SOURCEBANS
In total, he has been cheating for more than FIVE YEARS! As early as 2019!
He even cheated in fucking Panda Community. Nobody plays that garbage! KEK!
SteamID64: 76561198963933388
SteamID32: [U:1:1003667660]
SteamID: STEAM_0:0:501833830
CommunityURL: https://steamcommunity.com/id/2dsisvetter/
ProfileURL: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198963933388