^just cruising and farming with the Rape Stack on doublecross and I notice this little uppity noob. she only gets cocky enough to shit talk because our stack is steam-pressing the enemy team into a thinly crushed yet notably non-Botular paste.
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^like literally every noob to walk the earth (and even the roughly forty percent that have taken their lives after being Vanquished, he is just... so odd. in this very post, you can notice his most curious obsession with penises, specifically BBC (short for Big Black Cock, considerable because she has none of those 3).
^bro gets replied 1 once and thinks he's the centre of the universe. this is common with yet-to-be-humbled noobs. it is always funny to see how proud and pompous they are in the initial wrap, meanwhile in the rewraps they just go "leave me alone please" or "MASTER, MASTER!!!! MERRCCCYYY!!!!" because they know that such an attitude rewards them with when directed at their superiors.
^known Truther Jolly Coiner backhands this noob a little too hard across her face, so she begins to cry a little bit.
^he calls a vote on 'Jolly Coiner', I only know this because I had party members on red but it fails, bigly
^you can tell he's one of those 2010s kids who thinks making fun of anything regarding the internet culture of the time is popular and will earn him easy reddit gold. in a freaking 2007 game.
^like with most trashy, unskilled, and unlikely to prosper noobs, he thinks he can just call people pedos willy nilly without any consequences. he is.... incorrect in such a conclusion, needless to say (spoilers)
^and now he kicks 'Hornet' for the legally justifiable act of kicking a noob, which is a right enshrined in the Constitution of MLG.
^he's hiding in spawn as medic, for reference. also, "only time ima awknowledge u", whatever that word ear-curlingly misspelled actually is, let us see if he sticks true to it!
^aaaand he failed 1 post later. not a good look.
^what is wrong with these people? >I CANT STALK YOUR PROFILE (I AM WAAAAAY TOO RETARDED TO USE STEAMHISTORY). TIME TO CALL YOU A PEDO FOR IT!
^lenny won. the sooner you accept that, the better.
^knowing dominating known Truther boob is going to be impossible, he temporarily redirects his failbait at a literalwho named 'Sexable Doodle'. as you can tell by the name 'Sexable Doodle', he is as close to braindead as you can come while still maintaining the ability to absorb and expel oxygen.
^uhhh... why did he just say lenny face after saying anyone who posts lenny is a pedo......?????
just so you get the context, he sneaks behind us as cloak and dagger spy to get the kill. he then proceeds to sit in spawn, boldly claiming that 'u aint getting shit now', clearly in an attempt to stall the duel at 1-1. he is how that goes:
^confirmed!
^invis cloak and dagger, hiding in spawn, he STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL manages to lose the duel. this is what we in the Noob Business refer to as a "major yikes moment".
^the... freaking... cope...
^cropped porn? boykisser? cropped porn of a minor character? YIKES! projection really is noticable!
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