RQ DUEL LOSER BIGOT FARMED ENVY CLASSIST REWRAP x3 Mushroom_Man [76561199447393808]

Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:743564040
Steam3: [U:1:1487128080]
Community ID: 76561199447393808


Here this young man gets critted by me, however it wasn't a random crit but rather an intel crit. The newb thinks otherwise.

< White.



It's a shame there isn't a roofist prefix.












^^^ ragequit obtained.

^hmmmm.... no, doesn't seem to line up, I think it would actually more closely resemble THIS definition:


^and there it is. like with literally every noob to have existed in the past (and I do not mean to spoil you, but such an application will be obvious in future noobs), Mushroom_Man completes his evolution to a Complex Multicopal Excusal structure.

^this will not age well KEK

^what the hell is it with noobs and trying to stalk my profile? my Noob Repellent is fully refilled, noob. you cannot investigate further.




^THIS NOOB WANTS MY DATA SO BADLY!




^watch the raw footage to understand the full scope of this monumental projection


^the worst part is, either his "friends" (family) irl give him bonus attention whenever he mentions hurting himself (which is why he does it when I stop replying), or he is seriously, unironically talking about hurting himself over being a terrible player at tf2. YIKES.

^"LOL"? bro thinks MY demoknight would fail to push him if he didn't have his 800 pound ASS glued to the resupply locker? YIKES!

^this one.... you'll just have to see it to believe it.

^I mean... can you even comprehend how sad that is? he spends half an hour in spawn, and only comes out when his team is doing a big push. and. yet. I can read a trashy player like this and deploy such a simple and obvious predict. YIKERINO!



^>stop... encouraging me... my self esteem is so low that any positive reinforcement must be interpreted as negative since i'm such a negative bitch... le sigh... flips emo hair...


^bro thinks I am going to sit through another hour of him turtling in spawn and still managing to lose! ROFLMAO! BYE NOOB!

since I didn't say naughty words, I can upload the raw to youtube

04:50 - the encounter begins.
06:25 - duel begins
08:14 - 1-0. you can see him attempt to flee the MOMENT he sees me. I reject such an option.
13:40 - 2-0. this was his failed escape attempt showcased above.
14:33 - 3-0 + dom. yet another failed escape attempt. he is not a fast learner. some might even call him slow. I, in fact, would call him retarded
25:45 - 4-0. he thinks he can escape >MY< demoknight. YIKES.
33:29 - 5-0. ohhhh nonoonno wait till you see this one ohhhhh nonnoonoo OHHHHHH
38:34 - 6-0. he seriously does not learn that once he's in quickie range (spoiler: this covers the whole map) he's dead.
39:08 - 7-0. yet another sticktrap death.
42:15 - 8-0. this was his failed push attempt showcased above.
46:25 - 9-0. probably the most normal kill of the entire duel.
47:05 - 10-0. by far the most impressive kill of the entire duel. literal precognition. I saved this one as a treat for those Jolly Nice Listers willing to watch raws
51:50 - 11-0. the closest he ever gets to killing me. not even half hp.

^FREAKING. REEEEEKT.






^MORE classism even after he got ultra humbled last time. yikes.


^le SIGH, say it with me;





^idk.... bro runs from the duel with soaked pants and tries to keep talking... idk bro.... not even your team was buying it at that point...



^t-slur YIKKESSSSS reported.

^?????? even google translate's "esl to english" function appears to be confused.

^yes. as you can see, he literally not only hid behind a sticky trapping demo in a desperate attempt to get a duel point against me, but this demo was so trash that he failed to even det on my canary-in-the-mine scout, and proceeds to STILL die to me. YIKES.












^humbled.