^hmmmm.... no, doesn't seem to line up, I think it would actually more closely resemble THIS definition:
^and there it is. like with literally every noob to have existed in the past (and I do not mean to spoil you, but such an application will be obvious in future noobs), Mushroom_Man completes his evolution to a Complex Multicopal Excusal structure.
^this will not age well KEK
^what the hell is it with noobs and trying to stalk my profile? my Noob Repellent is fully refilled, noob. you cannot investigate further.
^THIS NOOB WANTS MY DATA SO BADLY!
^watch the raw footage to understand the full scope of this monumental projection
^the worst part is, either his "friends" (family) irl give him bonus attention whenever he mentions hurting himself (which is why he does it when I stop replying), or he is seriously, unironically talking about hurting himself over being a terrible player at tf2. YIKES.
^"LOL"? bro thinks MY demoknight would fail to push him if he didn't have his 800 pound ASS glued to the resupply locker? YIKES!
^this one.... you'll just have to see it to believe it.
^I mean... can you even comprehend how sad that is? he spends half an hour in spawn, and only comes out when his team is doing a big push. and. yet. I can read a trashy player like this and deploy such a simple and obvious predict. YIKERINO!
^>stop... encouraging me... my self esteem is so low that any positive reinforcement must be interpreted as negative since i'm such a negative bitch... le sigh... flips emo hair...
^bro thinks I am going to sit through another hour of him turtling in spawn and still managing to lose! ROFLMAO! BYE NOOB!
since I didn't say naughty words, I can upload the raw to youtube
04:50 - the encounter begins.
06:25 - duel begins
08:14 - 1-0. you can see him attempt to flee the MOMENT he sees me. I reject such an option.
13:40 - 2-0. this was his failed escape attempt showcased above.
14:33 - 3-0 + dom. yet another failed escape attempt. he is not a fast learner. some might even call him slow. I, in fact, would call him retarded
25:45 - 4-0. he thinks he can escape >MY< demoknight. YIKES.
33:29 - 5-0. ohhhh nonoonno wait till you see this one ohhhhh nonnoonoo OHHHHHH
38:34 - 6-0. he seriously does not learn that once he's in quickie range (spoiler: this covers the whole map) he's dead.
39:08 - 7-0. yet another sticktrap death.
42:15 - 8-0. this was his failed push attempt showcased above.
46:25 - 9-0. probably the most normal kill of the entire duel.
47:05 - 10-0. by far the most impressive kill of the entire duel. literal precognition. I saved this one as a treat for those Jolly Nice Listers willing to watch raws
51:50 - 11-0. the closest he ever gets to killing me. not even half hp.
< White.
