DUEL LOSER DEGENERATE alcoholic gambler puppy"girl" [76561198191368015]

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Gifter
Beware of any "person" using "puppygirl" in their steam name, Noobsmas Secret Service have investigated many individuals with this kind of naming in their profile, and it has been proven by multiple peer reviewed studies that they in fact identify as 'Minor Attracted People'.
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^ I point that obvious fact out
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^Obviously, they are a degenerate, and like all other porn addicts they think everyone else masturbates to the sick pathologies that they indulge in as well. Knowing this, I had to humble him, even if he was a topscorer with a relatively high rank and kd compared to the rest of his team.
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^Off to a VERY rocky start because of unlucky shots that counted as assists and a noobish team. However, I manage to turn it around due to the fact that pedophiles are generally bad at video games
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^ I bring it back to tie, as you can see, and it remains close for the entire match
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^Yikes, this team is full of noobs and lennyphobes!
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^Even if the whole server is against me humbling a noob in the most epic way possible, I will keep dueling. The amount of orbiters was unreal.
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^oh no no no, he's losing hope. He knows I'm better so he needs all the support possible...
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^Thoughts of capping starts circling over all the unskilled folks' minds, however people want to see a clear winner. This took much longer in real time as the noob was deathly afraid of the inevitable
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^...Aaaand HUMBLED!
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^Noob: owned
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^Orbiters: enraged
GG, troon!
 
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