^at first, I am merely willing to let this open pedophile off with a mere kick, a pittance compared to the mutilation that would occur should he incur the wrath of a Gifter. however, the Aryan Alarm is triggered by a new Christmas Gift being posted, lo and behold it's a noob ALREADY IN MY GAME. I PURSUE.
^yes, as per the definition (accepted by 99% of humanity btw), 'boy' almost always means a male that is a child. why the fuck is this pedophile openly bragging about wanting to kiss children? WHY THE HELL IS THIS A POPULAR "MEME"??? WHY HAS THE INTERNET NOT WISENED UP TO THIS BASIC DEFINITION???
^he starts to realise I am no ordinary dueler.
^starting to panic, he pulls out a sexual deviant's favourite tool: projection. it is completely nullified by my Whiteocity. utterly.
^unedited. seriously. he really just flat out says this. I know noobs and pedophiles are a "squares and rectangles" paradigm sort of thing, but for it to be proven this thoroughly.... I investigate further.
^her weak defiance lies on the ground, shattered, similar to all her grooming victims. I decide to avenge them.
^realisation starts to set in. "oh, this really won't be an easy duel. shit.", "wait... didn't someone else today use that bind", and "wait... AM I ABOUT TO GET FOCUSED THE FREAK OFF THIS GAME TODAY???" are the most likely thoughts to hit him.
^pedophiles can't even fucking bind.
^keep your noob ass out of my map. (see, he's so much of a disgusting animal he probably saw map and thought I meant MAP. TRAGIC.)
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