^this wrap starts with known Noob Killer and otherwise Perpetrator of Noob Suffering @Ϫ being accused of homosexuality. here is this noob's evidence:
Name: Ravioli
Community ID: 76561199877348594
Steam 2: STEAM_0:0:958541433
Steam 3: [U:1:1917082866]
Steam Community :: Ravioli
i am profeshinal sand eater. my headquaters is a dumpster. yea i live in a dumpestr. my specks for pc CPU: Pentium D Ram: 1.5 gb DDR1 gpu: idk i forogt sorry monitor: sony tv
not compelling.
^>no, it isn't like the spider meme above, but it's exactly like the spider meme above.
why are noobs so bad at this?
^look how he weirdly involves himself in a completely unrelated argument, and also brings up homosexuality for some random reason? YIES! this guy seems to love projection (spoilers)
^due to getting gRaped bigly and fastly in the 1v1 chat argument, he begs his team to start supporting whatever he says, only for it to be really obvious and forced the entire time.
Name: quantumdude836
Community ID: 76561197982944439
Steam 2: STEAM_0:1:11339355
Steam 3: [U:1:22678711]
Name: ｃｈｉｍｐ
SIDEWRAPPED -> https://noob.christmas/threads/chimp-76561199081583537.765/
^OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wait till you see this one
^it's not often that a noob dares to play passive against a Gifter, and even rarer that they dare to EXCLAIM AS MUCH. this will drastically come to bite him in the balls later.
^this chimp loser proceeds to run into my sentry as loch demo, dh soldier, and spy specifically for me only to fail (even with uber sometimes[!!!!]), and then ragequit without a word, pathetically. NOT A GOOD LOOK!
^WOW! LOOK AT HIM! he actually thinks he can outstall a Gifter! impressive! lets see here *scrolls to the bottom of the page* ooohhHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
then the utter and complete bombshell drops.
^no one mentioned cheating previously. not in a passing comment, nothing. of all the mistakes this noob makes, this one will be the most critical and severe. the mere mention of cheating out of nowhere (like cheaters do all the time), prompts the Agents over at secretnoobice.club to engage in espionage in this noob's internet activities. what is found will STUN and OTHERWISE ENGAGE YOUR PERSON IN SHOCK.
^he's a marked fucking cheater LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL. here's the evidence from vorocord so you don't have to join that groomcave yourself.
^in this footage, he can be seen using a cheat-only feature called 'tauntslide' to move at impossible speeds using the kick taunt. to clarify: this can ONLY BE DONE WITH CHEATS.
^the absolute cope KEK! being marked as a cheater is NEVER swag, nor will he ever be able to twist it as such!
^this isn't impressive. admitting to cheating after you were already explicitly caught is NOT a 'gotcha' LOOOLL
^ohhhhh nononono she's trying to claim that she made lbox OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH oh OH oh oh no
^we decide to stop PLAYING AROUND and finally move to execute this self admitted current cheater. cheatcord comes out of the woodworks to defend her.
Name: The Leader of the Bunch
Community ID: 76561198201923367
Steam 2: STEAM_0:1:120828819
Steam 3: [U:1:241657639]
Steam Community :: The Leader of the Bunch
2v2 Rocket League and CS:GO player. Streams on Twitch.Tv/gizmoman64 Discord: gizmoman64#2273 Feel free to add me and join me in games! Willing to help people learn some skills in Rocket League! My current setup: CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 5900X GPU: Nvidia RTX 3070 RAM: Corsair Vengeance LPX 3600 MHz...
Name: VeryInflammableObject
Community ID: 76561199369693612
Steam 2: STEAM_0:0:704713942
Steam 3: [U:1:1409427884]
Steam Community :: VeryInflammableObject
^I am retired, noob. I likely worked a job for more years than your PARENTS have been alive, lilbro. PLEASE BE QUIET WHEN GETTING inquisitioned!
^sad to see ravioli is part of the 51%
^one use of the incorrect word ("trying to" instead of just 'hey guys I quit') instantly starts to turn some of our teammates.
^mr. MAMAAA!!! I CAN'T PUSH INTEL!! aka chimp aka chimplord cannot for the life of him imagine that we are doing this for the LOVE OF THEM GAME, not just because we like farming noobs (though, as this wrap demonstrates, BOTH CAN BE TRUE!!!)
^LOOK HOW SAD THIS IS!!! his projection literally could not be more obvious! in the previous image you can see his team whining about us holding this game RIGHTFULLY, TRUTHFULLY, and RAPEFULLY hostage, yet they somehow then leap to us cheating...???
^once a cheater, always a cheater.
^we already knew this guy was in cheatcord alongside mr. ravioli, but in case you needed it to be more obvious, here is him pulling ham-mafia levels of denselarp
^I think at this point even he begins to stop believing his act LOL
^remember when people join nutopia, see "nigger" or the strange Nigger Counter even once, and go "yies, 4chan server", then ragequit? here is what happens when one of them finds how to install a loader KEK
^notice how he has to squeeze in the word 'active'? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
^1) yes, I had to re-read that a few times too. he thought... 2 months is 30 days. no further comment required on such a matter of stance.
2) 'im very blatant' instead of 'I was very blatant'? GOT IT!
^due to dark pyro gaming admins being All Around General Mongoretards, they imported bans with the wrong date, making their bans show as way older than they are. thrembo commits a #aryanmistake by overlooking this, but the noobs begin to... let's just way maliciously misinterpret this.
^put a pin in this one. for later. when it is needed, later.
^you, unwrapper, should also put a pin in this one as well, as it holds GREAT AND ENDURING VALUE to LATER SEGMENTS of this GIFT.
^(he doesn't)
^servers closed due to CHEATS.
^server. is. closed. due. to cheats. re-open date: AFTER THIS NOOB IS CURED OF BEING IN THIS SERVER!
^bye bye!
^>our server now legitboy!
^his best comeback? stalking thrembo's profile and deciding to defend.. known lolicon creep and loser THEDOGGONEGAMING. thats 3 strikes on the Creep Meter for inflammable.
^uhhhh no lilbro they already tried that and it failed 1-7
^you just had to speak up, loser? and they call us petty! "I know he's cheating, but my ego can't handle giving you the win!" NO SHAME!
Name: Fiendishhyena
Community ID: 76561198811828725
Steam 2: STEAM_0:1:425781498
Steam 3: [U:1:851562997]
^I found your main alias in 5 seconds, alongside your reddit which shows your real name, real face, and real voice. please be very very careful when being a dopey cocky arrogant little retard on the internet when your opsec is as dogshit as your instagram profile.
^his string of laughably retarded posts continues, and he proclaims something thrembo and I don't miss for a second: he thinks if he leaves the game when he is up one duel point, he auto wins the duel. this is not the case. we decide not to correct him.
^shut up when being carried please.
^ohhh nononon wait till you see what happens after this wait wait wait WAIT WAIT
AND.
STAY.
OUT.
^so not only does he accuse us of being cheaters (spoiler: we're not), he randomly accuses me of being a pedo despite that being laughably wrong and out of nowhere. I wonder what... YOU are hiding...?
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who knows? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
^bandiffed by jimbo btw LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL HOLY POWER SCALING!
^accusing me of being a pedo when you... play roblox..?
^your main alias...? has been found.
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