this one was a doozy.
^just so you understand further context, this guy uses this bind on literally everyone. I deny it early on in the round, but just so you know it is not actually directed at me nor does he have any credibility. like with most other likely sex offenders (spoilers), he likes to throw the word pedo around so it "devalues" the word, making it easier to internally justify being such a thing (spoiler again)
^looking at this message, you might chuckle at how he had a bind like that. other that what I mentioned about with the pedo thing, you might think his views might even align with ours in his possible keyedocity, but you are mistaken (spoilers)
^TEXTBOOK. NEWSOY.
^NO. FREAKING. ARROW.
^noob spent the entire match 1 GLUED to his resupply cabinet.
^KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
^1-0 while playing ultra passive l0lz0r run to r3sp4wn s0me m0ar
^since this noob is too busy running from me, 2 even dumber noobs engage him in a snca-off to decide who can post Shit No one Cares About (aka SNCA) to the highest SNCAOCITY. it is a 3 way tie.
^taunting on a random crit. YIKES.
^let's just.... hope he was reacting to his own message.
^no arrow
^1) fails to samefag a literal pedopost
2) bumps MY antinoob post
3) so shocked by my quick wit that he says "fuck" instead of sticking to his bit
^I am unsure how, but for this brief image it appears the spirit of a long-dead sudra named condolana temporarily possesses this noob irl, takes control of his keyboard, then relays the above message. most curious.
^
>tries to rq to avoid being dommed
>is still too slow
^pedocord... what the BALLLLLLZZZZ is this!?!??!?
^>goes airblast pyro (with uber medic[!!!!]) for demoknight
>is still dead
^my 70killstreak ass using every iota of energy in every muscle of my body to prevent my fingers from typing "no, alonso"
^bro is a two trick pony, every reply is either the same 2020 "post ending in X+ACK" or pressing his now-obviously-spurred-by-him-being-a-pedo bind
^who the fuck even uses /tv/? isn't that a shitty joke board?
^Condolana Strikes Back
^now tf2g? is bro going to post every board on that one trashy dead tranime website before he gets his confirmation? he'll be guessing for a while (see: forever)
^the next round from here on we are on the same team, so he opts to use voice chat.
^noob friggin down!
